{"id":2231,"date":"2013-05-09T03:07:45","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T03:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2231"},"modified":"2013-05-09T03:07:46","modified_gmt":"2013-05-09T03:07:46","slug":"nikki-hey-wipe-in-the-bathroom-thats-what-its-for-callie-meanders-into-living-room-naked-and-holding-a-wad-of-tp-nikki-dude-the-bathroom-callie-did-you-have-to-tell-me-twice-nikki-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2231","title":{"rendered":"Nikki: Hey! Wipe in the bathroom! That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s for! Callie: *meanders into living room, naked and holding a wad of TP* Nikki: Dude! The bathroom! Callie: Did you have to tell me twice? Nikki: Yes. You can count but you can&#8217;t listen. Callie: Huh? Nikki: Exactly."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 May 08, 2013 at 08:06PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 May 08, 2013 at 08:06PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}