{"id":2209,"date":"2013-04-01T04:11:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T04:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2209"},"modified":"2013-04-01T04:11:42","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T04:11:42","slug":"callie-i-have-two-hearts-me-are-you-a-time-lord-callie-shoots-me-a-look-no-i-just-have-two-hearts-one-for-the-food-and-one-for-the-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2209","title":{"rendered":"Callie: &#8220;I have two hearts.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Are you a Time Lord!?&#8221; Callie: *shoots me a look* &#8220;No. I just have two hearts. One for the food, and one for the love.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 March 31, 2013 at 09:10PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 March 31, 2013 at 09:10PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}