{"id":2205,"date":"2013-03-19T17:15:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T17:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2205"},"modified":"2013-03-19T17:15:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T17:15:58","slug":"iheartchaos-if-spider-mans-power-was-shooting-spiders-out-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=2205","title":{"rendered":"iheartchaos: If Spider-Man\u2019s power was shooting spiders out of&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/0d87a9703d317ceab2cbe1168be28673\/tumblr_mjvr4wVHLQ1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.iheartchaos.com\/post\/45743016142\/if-spider-mans-power-was-shooting-spiders-out-of\">iheartchaos<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If Spider-Man\u2019s power was shooting spiders out of his hands, no one would commit crime ever.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Spider-hands = no crime.<\/p>\n<p>I will run for office on this political platform.<\/p>\n<p>#<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/ironsoap.tumblr.com\/\">Like a Detuned Radio<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/ironsoap.tumblr.com\/post\/45763639139\">March 19, 2013 at 10:07AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iheartchaos: If Spider-Man\u2019s power was shooting spiders out of his hands, no one would commit crime ever. Spider-hands = no crime. I will run for office on this political platform. # from Like a Detuned Radio \u2014 March 19, 2013 at 10:07AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tumblr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}