{"id":1886,"date":"2012-09-08T21:33:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-08T21:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2012-09-08T21:33:04","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T21:33:04","slug":"my-daughter-refers-to-all-desserts-as-apple-pie-i-correct-her-but-then-i-think-what-if-every-dessert-was-apple-pie-then-i-need-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1886","title":{"rendered":"My daughter refers to all desserts as &#8220;apple pie.&#8221; I correct her, but then I think, what if every dessert *was* apple pie? Then I need pie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/\">@ironsoap<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/244546746942894080\">September 08, 2012 at 02:24PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap \u2014 September 08, 2012 at 02:24PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}