{"id":1519,"date":"2012-06-09T00:38:37","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T00:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1519"},"modified":"2012-06-09T00:38:37","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T00:38:37","slug":"lets-pretend-this-never-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1519","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Pretend This Never Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/13054379-let-s-pretend-this-never-happened?utm_medium=api&amp;utm_source=rss\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Let's Pretend This Never Happened\" src=\"http:\/\/photo.goodreads.com\/books\/1333295721s\/13054379.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n                                      author: Jenny  Lawson<br \/>\n                                      name: Paul<br \/>\n                                      average rating: 4.26<br \/>\n                                      book published: 2012<br \/>\n                                      rating: 5<br \/>\n                                      read at: 2012\/05\/17<br \/>\n                                      date added: 2012\/05\/18<br \/>\n                                      shelves: humor, memoir, new-in-2012, non-fiction<br \/>\n                                      review: <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/5272674.Jenny__Lawson\" title=\"Jenny  Lawson\">Jenny Lawson<\/a> is a recent discovery for me. I came to be aware of her website, The Bloggess, following the Beyonc\u00e9 (the giant metal chicken) post. As a result, I don&#8217;t know for sure how much of what appears in Let&#8217;s Pretend This Never Happened is lifted directly from her blog, how much is expanded or condensed from other blog posts and how much is new material. I say this because the Beyonc\u00e9 entry appears late in the book, verbatim from the blog as near as I can tell. That&#8217;s not really a complaint because the original post was awesome and deserves to be included. What I mean, really, is that it&#8217;s possible that if you&#8217;re a longtime reader of her blog, some or most of this won&#8217;t be fresh material.<\/p>\n<p>For me, that doesn&#8217;t really matter because like I said, there was only one brief chapter (worth re-reading anyway) that was familiar. And, I suppose, if you were a longtime fan of Lawson&#8217;s blog, you might be the kind of person to pick up this book just to have it, or just to support her career. So I&#8217;ll assume for the sake of the argument that you&#8217;re like me and un- or passingly-familiar with The Bloggess.<\/p>\n<p>The main thing to be said up front is that Lawson is hilarious. I mean, really, really, hilarious. It&#8217;s hard to remember the last time I laughed out loud at a book as frequently or as uncontrollably as I did reading Let&#8217;s Pretend. It got downright embarrassing at points to be reading this book on the train\/shuttle combo I take to work, because I&#8217;d be sitting there, shoulders shaking with laughter, tears and snot running down my face, side aching and trying desperately to convince my fellow commuters that I wasn&#8217;t having some sort of attack. Which of course I couldn&#8217;t, because I was laughing too hard to breathe or speak. I&#8217;m really surprised no one called an ambulance.<\/p>\n<p>What surprised me a little is how touching the book can be as well. It&#8217;s not really a see-saw kind of thing that plays with your emotions, but there are nuggets of sweet truths peppered throughout, just enough to make you understand that this isn&#8217;t simply a stand-up routine in prose. Lawson is brutally (I actually want to use the word &#8220;ruthlessly&#8221; here) honest, over-sharing almost on every page, but to perfection. I really can&#8217;t think of anyone else who can make a chapter about three miscarriages and the resulting mental breakdown that understandably accompanied them snort-beverage-through-your-nose funny, but Lawson manages it.<\/p>\n<p>I will say that, in case you didn&#8217;t catch the implication from the above, Lawson&#8217;s humor is raw, no-holds-barred and totally inappropriate. Which is the same as saying it&#8217;s not for everyone. <em>I assume<\/em>, anyway; maybe there aren&#8217;t any people out there who dislike jokes about taxidermy and OD&#8217;ing on laxatives. What do I know? I do know that there are people I can think of to whom I wouldn&#8217;t necessarily give this book as a gift, so maybe that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m really saying. But for me, this was just a funny, funny book from cover to cover.<\/p>\n<p>I must be really weird about comedy, though. Because my inclination is to give this book four stars, even though I loved it. Somehow something that makes me laugh feels like&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure. Easy, maybe? But then I just got through saying that I couldn&#8217;t think of a book that had made me laugh as much as this. I guess something makes me think of humor as sort of disposable, as if it could only ever reach a certain plateau if it also contained a riveting plot or something. But then I have to remember that this is a memoir, and plot isn&#8217;t really the point. Then I start to think, &#8220;Yeah, but does this book really belong up there with my all-time favorites?&#8221; Perhaps not. But then again, I can&#8217;t think of a single reason for anyone not to read this book unless you&#8217;re the kind of person who doesn&#8217;t find Lawson&#8217;s brand of warped, irreverent, neurotic writing funny. At which point I decide to stop being stingy with my ratings just to be a grump and give it my highest praise.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, though, read the book.<\/p>\n<p>\nfrom <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/list_rss\/2363813.xml?key=b80771b1ae474b1883ea29981982cbfb8a5fa005&#038;shelf=read\">Paul&#39;s bookshelf: read<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/review\/show\/293062220?utm_medium=api&#038;utm_source=rss\">May 18, 2012 at 08:53AM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>author: Jenny Lawson name: Paul average rating: 4.26 book published: 2012 rating: 5 read at: 2012\/05\/17 date added: 2012\/05\/18 shelves: humor, memoir, new-in-2012, non-fiction review: Jenny Lawson is a recent discovery for me. I came to be aware of her website, The Bloggess, following the Beyonc\u00e9 (the giant metal chicken) post. As a result, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pauls-bookshelf-read"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1520,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions\/1520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}