{"id":1475,"date":"2012-05-17T20:15:16","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T20:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1475"},"modified":"2012-05-17T20:15:16","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T20:15:16","slug":"ive-finally-discovered-my-mortal-office-enemy-the-one-who-keeps-turning-on-all-the-lights-and-making-it-so-i-cant-sleep-soon-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1475","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve finally discovered my mortal office enemy, the one who keeps turning on all the lights and making it so I can&#8217;t sleep. Soon: revenge."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/\">@ironsoap<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ironsoap\/status\/203216903416713216\">May 17, 2012 at 01:14PM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ironsoap \u2014 May 17, 2012 at 01:14PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1476,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1475\/revisions\/1476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}