{"id":129,"date":"2011-10-22T20:50:32","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T20:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=129"},"modified":"2011-10-22T20:50:32","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T20:50:32","slug":"callie-observing-me-as-i-change-my-shirt-points-to-my-chest-daddy-what-thisme-thats-daddys-chest-callie-oh-boobiesme-uh-what-i-uh-i-guess-socallie-mama-has-boobiesme-str","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Callie: (Observing me as I change my shirt) *points to my chest* Daddy, what this?\nMe: That&#8217;s daddy&#8217;s chest.\nCallie: Oh. Boobies?\nMe: Uh, what? I.. Uh, I guess so?\nCallie: Mama has boobies!\nMe: *struggling not to laugh* I&#8217;m not sure I like where this conversation is going, but yes, I suppose so.\nCallie: Dada boobies, too!\nMe: Thanks, kid."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton October 22, 2011 at 01:39PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Hamilton October 22, 2011 at 01:39PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}