{"id":1199,"date":"2012-05-03T02:50:52","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T02:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1199"},"modified":"2012-05-08T16:29:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T16:29:58","slug":"callie-indicating-niks-fruit-punch-i-want-that-nik-no-honey-thats-a-grown-up-drink-youre-not-a-grown-up-youre-two-callie-no-youre-two-and-youre-mean-nik-i-dont-even-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/?p=1199","title":{"rendered":"Callie: *indicating Nik&#8217;s fruit punch* I want that. Nik: No, honey, that&#8217;s a grown-up drink. You&#8217;re not a grown-up; you&#8217;re two. Callie: No! You&#8217;re two! And, you&#8217;re mean! Nik: I don&#8217;t even want to know where you learned that. Me: *whistles*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/ironsoap\/\">Paul Hamilton<\/a> \u2014 May 02, 2012 at 07:49PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Paul Hamilton \u2014 May 02, 2012 at 07:49PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/complete.ironsoap.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}