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This right here is an interview with my good friend and fellow writer, Alicia Faust, the short story queen!
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Callie: If you’re sick, or hurt, or on fire, do you go to the hospital. Nikki: [laughing] Yeah, I guess. Nikki & Me: [continue laughing] Callie: What’s so funny? It’s a serious question! Nikki: Maybe we need to talk about Stop, Drop, and Roll first.
from Paul Hamilton — October 20, 2013 at 06:30PM
Nikki: How do you always have food on your forehead? Callie: Oh that? That’s because I’m magic.
from Paul Hamilton — October 09, 2013 at 03:01PM
My thought process: 1. I’ll have some coffee. 2. Black. No calories. 3. …ew. Bitter. Okay one packet. 4. Hm, still not great. One more packet. And some milk, nonfat. 5. Pretty good. Could be better. One extra packet and some half and half. 6. And a biscotti. 7. My pants are tight. Why is that?
from Paul Hamilton — September 19, 2013 at 01:05PM
Unlikely sentences parenthood has caused me to utter: “Are you eating Cheetos with a fork?” At least she’s using utensils, I guess.
from Paul Hamilton — September 14, 2013 at 08:40PM
Basically every single IM conversation while I’m oncall: Co-worker: Hey, are you oncall today? Me: That depends. What broke? Co-worker: Huh? No, nothing broke. Me: Then I’m your guy!
from Paul Hamilton — August 29, 2013 at 08:41AM
